A Pitbull In (Permanant) Lipstick

Somehow I missed this incred story last week. Apparently, it's possible that Sarah has engaged in a little Mikey J.-esque plastic surgery. I mean, who cares if Biden got Botox? Everyone gets Botox, and I will for sure be on that boat in 20 years.

But Pale-Pale opted for something a little different: TATTOOED-ON LIPLINER.

Amazing! The Huffington Post gathered some pics spanning at least three years, in which she wears the same peachy-cognac shade of liner. How '90s! They also took a poll--47% of the respondents were convinced by the photos.

Also, the initial tip came from Wasilla! How refreshing--even if it's not true, at least peeps up there think she's ridic too! And, not to be outdone, McCain has hired the same makeup artist as Clay Aiken! Hope he doesn't catch tolerance or a belief in equality from those brushes!