Tuesday, September 30
Bale vs. the Bailout
Here's a little Dark Knight/State of the Union action for you. Love it!
Image: Bruce Wayne worries about the plummeting DJIA and what it means for shareholders.
Separation of Church, State, and Witchcraft
Although, hell, maybe it worked. Remember, in 2005, Sarah held no government position whatsoever. She lost a run for lieutenant governor in 2002, the year in which she ended her stint as small-town mayor. She then chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Commission for a couple years, then God knows what she did until becoming governor in December 2006.
Or maybe God doesn't wanna know, if it was hunting witches.
Monday, September 29
No Foriegn Policy Experience, But She Does Speak . . . "Gibberish"
A coworker, fortunate enough to be released from work at 3:00, just IMed me from home and said that he "just listened to Fareed Zakaria on CNN just really sum it all up about Palin." While the video link is not up yet, there is lots from Zakaria from this past weekend, including his Newsweek commentary "Palin is Ready? Please," and this Q&A on the piece.
Though a fan of McCain's, Zakaria bluntly admits that Palin "has simply never thought about these subjects before and is dangerously ignorant and unprepared," answered Katie Couric in "gibberish," and "has never spent a day thinking about any important national or international issue."
Our country just ran out of money. And okay, while I exaggerate a bit (case in point) it is absurd, especially now, that Zakaria isn't.
UPDATE: Here's the clip, Zakaria with Wolf Blitzer. I like how he essentially says any financial success Palin's given Alaska is from spreading out money earned by digging holes.
Friday, September 26
This Is What We're Risking
Conservatives Turn Intelligent
This has become evident by an increase in op-eds written by conservatives this week. It's exactly what we need to be seeing: People going beyond party lines, unafraid of being called "flip-floppers," realizing that we are in a dire situation and it's critical to make the right choice in November, no matter how uncharacteristic it may feel. This is not your average election, and we as a people need to look beyond black and white, red and blue.
Here are two enlightening pieces, one by former proclaimed Palin supporter and conservative columnist Kathleen Parker, who, after seeing Palin's recent TV appearances, has enlisted her intelligence and openmindedness to allow her to retract her support.
The other is from Wick Allison, lifelong conservative and editor in chief of D Magazine. Yes, the D is for Dallas, and yes, that is in Texas. But he begins by saying "Barack Obama strikes a chord with me like no political figure since Ronald Reagan. To explain why, I need to explain why I am a conservative and what it means to me."
Somehow, in the delusional political climate of the last decade, Americans were taught that voting for or agreeing with one thing and later changing your mind is a bad thing.
It is never wrong to critically reconsider something and decide what you think is right. Circumstances change; and the ability to recognize that and take action for what you believe in is far more important than stubborn, detrimental commitment.
Thursday, September 25
McCain Can't Multi-Task
Letterman, a longtime TV personality and essentially, broadcast journalist, abandoned the entertainer/non-biased interview side of things and told audiences what he really thought: That he was "more than a little disappointed by this behavior," that it was scary that McCain did not trust Sarah Palin to handle the campaign in his absence, and that it was frightening to think that McCain could not handle two things at once, giving the impression that he could just quit on obligations while serving as president.
McCain called Letterman personally, saying that he was racing to the airport and "going to go save the country." The senator, unaware that most TV studios have satellite TVs where employees can watch other network programs being filmed, was seen only a few minutes later getting his makeup done on the set of the Evening News with Katie Couric, and not "racing" to D.C. at all.
Guest Keith Olbermann summed it up bluntly: "I think he dissed you." I think he disrespected all of us.
Thursday, September 18
Cybersexy!
Track: track_44@hotmail.com
Bristol: bristol_palin@hotmail.com
Tell her to send us Levi's! Full story about the Palin email leak, complete with screenshots, here.
Odds of John McCain (Rest In) Peacing Out
In reality, the odds are closer to one in six. This piece, published on Portfolio.com this week, used the same math insurance companies apply to determine premiums. Which means it is pretty dependable, accurate, and widely accepted. Here are a few horrifying comparisons:
"To put the question into a more helpful context, let's look at everyday events that have about the same odds as soon swearing in President Palin:The entire piece is definitely worth reading. Some of the things less likely than a President Palin are shocking.
-On your next try, pulling a red M&M out of the bag.
-That your birthday falls on a Wednesday.
-That, during a full inning of a Major League Baseball game, one of the teams hits a home run.
-That the next car you see will be black."
Friday, September 12
For All You HP Fans Out There . . .
Thursday, September 11
30-Minute McCain
"Live From New York . . ."
But producer Lorne Michaels is no dummy (he must be voting blue!)—it looks like he indeed intends to cash in on the frequent comparisons of Sarah Palin to Tina Fey. Though truly, Sarah is not as pretty as Tina, and I would say that even if she did believe in pterodactyls.
When asked outright if Tina would return to the show to play Alaska's governor, Lorne responded with, "There are discussions. They are ongoing." Perez Hilton suggests Amy Poehler play Bristol.
To which I say, bring back Jimmy Fallon! Levi, Levi, Levi!
Sarah Hearts (Certain Hot, Famous) Democrats?
Naturally, it didn't take long for someone to add a little something to Matt Damon's interview in which he says that he reaaaaally needs to know whether Sarah thought the dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago and characterizes her a "really bad Disney movie."
God I love those democratic Masshole Good Willing Hunting actors and cannot wait until Ben Affleck is a senator representing my beloved home state.
Here's the original interview, introduced to me by my friend Evie, in which Matt brings up some integral points that I wish people in red and swing states would finally begin to consider, especially on a day like today, when we are reminded of what can happen if we don't have a strong leader.
And here's the fucking follow-up.
Wednesday, September 10
Tuesday, September 9
Denim Shirt+Rifle+Aquanet=White House?
Perhaps the most disturbing thing is that there's no need for it to be . . . Sarah seems to think a hobby like this makes her somehow more qualified to lead a country at war.
Article here.
Dress Like Me
MoveOn.org agrees. Actually, they thought of this awhile ago and have been raising money for a youth-registration program. Basically, you don't need to give much and you actually get something, and from American Apparel, who takes much of my money anyway. Their message below.
Last week, more than 90,000 MoveOn members chipped in more than a million dollars to launch our youth-registration program—and each got a cool Obama shirt in the process.
The program is off to a great start. We've already opened offices in a dozen states, and canvassers are hitting the pavement and signing up tons of young Obama voters every day.
But right now, we don't have enough money to keep these canvassers going full-speed for the next 3-4 weeks until the voter-registration deadlines hit.
We've been giving out Obama T-shirts along with each donation of at least $12. But we need more resources—fast—to keep this program going. So we're offering you a special deal: If you contribute just $8 TODAY, we'll send you an Obama shirt free.
Click here to chip in and get your shirt:
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=25624&id=13759-10459839- 0u05MWx&t=4 The race is tightening amongst registered voters—new polls even show it tilting towards the McCain/Palin ticket for the first time.
The key to Obama winning this fall is expanding that list of registered voters. That's the work these canvassers are doing: registering new voters to tip the balance in the states where it matters most.
And they'll be out there wearing the same T-shirts you'll be receiving. These American Apparel shirts are high-quality, American-made, and union-printed—and they're a great way to make a difference.
Also, I promise I am not encouraging others to spend their money as a way to gain good karma without spending my own. I bought one too!
Polar Bears Turn Green
I'm just saying.
Monday, September 8
John Hates Chelsea/Arianna Hearts Alec
"John McCain is, statistically, more likely to die or suffer some catastrophic illness during his first term than any other man that has sought the office. Who would succeed him? George Bush would succeed him. Someone with no record. No experience. Only question marks."Also love that he concludes with a random postscript apologizing for some shit-talking about Scrubs and My Name is Earl. Who knows?
I'd also urge people to remember this: "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno." John McCain may also be the only presidential candidate who's ever been classless enough to publicly call an opponent's daughter "ugly." Not only is attacking a teen girl about her looks the easiest and meanest insult, McCain wasn't even professional enough to use a euphemism. Steven Leser reminds us here.
Rock It Out, Van Palin
Not lies. Baby Trig's full name is Trig Paxson Van Palin, as reported here in this totally non-ironic news story from Alaska's NBC news affiliate.
Trig has the same birthday as Suri Cruise, another mysterious little kid thing with a weird name association (it's been speculated that Suri is named for Surrey, England, which supposedly has strong Scientology ties).
"Rush Limbaugh In A Skirt"
What I liked about Lisa in the CNN segment is that she put things into perspective, reminding viewers of the facts that are getting lost in the morning-after post-Palin-speech haze. Example:
"We're not talking about the issues, like the fact that she doesn't believe in global warming or sex ed, we're talking about her hair, her clothes her makeup, and the fact that some men find her sexy."Lisa also reasonably compares Palin with another lady a certain politico found sexy, remembering, "It reminds me of Monica Lewinsky's lipstick and how after her Barbara Walters interview everybody wanted to know what shade that was."
Palin herself might do well to take note of these things: After all, her state more than any other is feeling the effects of this "non-manmade" global warming situation, is it not?
Help!
Friday, September 5
T-Minus 59
We have 60 days 'til we find out what happens next.
It appears I'm vaguely obsessed with this; or rather, with the absurdity of what comes out under a deadline like this. So after incessantly interrupting my coworkers to tell them Bristol's baby daddy is a hottie and more people watched Obama than watched some eps of American Idol, I thought I'd just put it all here, where there's a more democratic color scheme.
Read, admire Levi, and think about voting for everyone's favorite long-legged mac daddy.