Separation of Church, State, and Witchcraft

This video, shot in 2005, shows our dear Sarah Palin undergoing a service that, um, protects her from witches! Awwwwesome. As an added bonus, the church where it's happening does not pay taxes.

Although, hell, maybe it worked. Remember, in 2005, Sarah held no government position whatsoever. She lost a run for lieutenant governor in 2002, the year in which she ended her stint as small-town mayor. She then chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Commission for a couple years, then God knows what she did until becoming governor in December 2006.

Or maybe God doesn't wanna know, if it was hunting witches.